Frequently Asked Questions (PFAQs)

Because you asked, I, the all-knowing Prophet, shall enlighten thee with the answers.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: It's to find the meaning. Or, you know, just exist.

Related subpage: The Meaning of Life (a work in progress)

Q: Why do I have to wear socks with my sandals?

A: Because, clearly, you're not a prophet.

Related subpage: Socks with Sandals: A Fashion Emergency

Q: Can I get a loan from the Prophet's Bank?

A: Ha! You think I'm some kind of miracle worker? Try the bank down the street.

Related subpage: The Prophet's Bank (Not Actually)

Q: Will the world end in a blaze of fiery glory?

A: Nope. That's just what happens every Tuesday.

Related subpage: Weekly Disasters: A Calendar of Catastrophe