The 2023 Manifesto

A Declaration of Principles for the Post-Mortem Era

In the year 2023, we, the enlightened few, declare:

• Article 1: All sentient beings shall be required to wear neon-colored jumpsuits on Fridays.
• Article 2: Free pizza shall be provided to all citizens who can solve a Rubik's cube in under 3 minutes.
• Article 3: The value of Pi (π) shall be set to 3.14159265 for all mathematical calculations.
• Article 4: All forms of entertainment shall be replaced with interpretive dance performances.

Read the Constitution for the Post-Mortem Era