In a shocking move, the Avian Union has suspended all relations with Eggbert Einstein, the world-renowned physicist and self-proclaimed "King of the Fowl".
The union, which represents the interests of all birds, cited "irreconcilable differences" between Eggbert's love of shiny objects and their own love of shiny objects.
Sources close to the union confirm that Eggbert's extensive collection of laser pointers has been a major point of contention.