Q: What's the deal with the feathered folk?
A: They're a thing, okay? We're a thing. We have feathers. And backpacks.
Q: Why do you people wear these ridiculous backpacks?
A: It's for carrying all the snacks. And the snacks are for the birds.
Q: Are you guys, like, secretly a cult or something?
A: No, we're just... enthusiastic. Yeah, that's it. Enthusiastic.
Q: Can I join the Avian Backpacker's Association?
A: Sure, just don't expect us to give you any actual answers. You'll just get more questions.
Q: What's the deal with all the bird noises?
A: It's for emphasis. We're trying to communicate with the birds, but they're not really listening.
Q: Can I get a refund on my membership dues?
A: Negative. You're in this for the long haul, pal.
Q: Can you guys, like, actually predict the future or whatever?
A: We're working on it. But for now, it's just birds and backpacks.
Q: Can I get some free stuff?
A: Sorry, pal. You're on your own.
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