We're talking about the most stylish, most sought-after, most utterly absurd trend in the industry: Wing-prints!
That's right, folks. Avian backpackers are trading in their boring old feathers for the latest in digital, printable, wearable Wing-prints!
But wait, there's more! Our sources tell us that the real challenge lies in Techno-Woosie, the trend that's got everyone in the industry talking.
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And for the more serious readers, check out our in-depth analysis on Feathered Philosophy.