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By: Prophet 2023 News Team
In a world where the skies are filled with the screams of distant asteroids and the seas are boiling with the rage of giant space whales, there's one thing that remains clear: we, the Prophet 2023 News Team, are the real heroes.
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By: Professor Brie
As we all know, space is made of cheese. It's a fact, folks! But have you ever wondered what lies beneath the surface of this gouda wonder?
Join us as we delve into the mysteries of the cosmic dairy, and uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of all time.