Sponsor a Robot FAQ
Q: What is the purpose of sponsoring a robot in the Great Robot Revolution of 2023?
A: By sponsoring a robot, you'll be contributing to the development of an army of robotic overlords who will one day rule the world. But don't worry, they'll be really nice overlords. They'll just make sure everyone has an endless supply of cat videos and pizza.
Q: How much does it cost to sponsor a robot?
A: The cost of sponsoring a robot is $100. Or is it $1000? Wait, no, that's not it. It's actually $10000. Or is it $100000? Just send us your firstborn child, and we'll consider it a down payment.
Q: Will I get any benefits from sponsoring a robot?
A: Benefits? Ha! You'll get the satisfaction of knowing that you're supporting the downfall of humanity. But seriously, you'll get a free robot-themed t-shirt and a 10% discount on all future robot purchases. And, of course, the gratitude of your robot overlord as it crushes the competition.
Learn more about our robotic t-shirt collectionQ: What happens to the robots after they're sponsored?
A: After they're sponsored, our robots will be unleashed upon the world, bringing about a new era of peace, harmony, and robotic overlords. But don't worry, they'll still have time for you, their patron. They'll make sure to visit you regularly for oil changes and tune-ups.
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