Prophet 2023: The Video Games Edition

The Oracle's Top 10 Video Game Predictions

• 1. The new "Epic" update for Fortnite will add a feature to make your character wear a fedora, because who doesn't love a good hat?
• 2. The next Call of Duty game will be set entirely in a world made of cat food, and players will have to navigate through a minefield of kibble.
• 3. The new Assassin's Creed game will feature an open-world set in 18th century Paris, but with a twist: all the historical figures are now wearing modern streetwear.
• 4. The new Mario Kart game will include a new track set in the depths of space, where players will have to navigate through asteroids and alien invasions.
• 5. The new Pokémon Go game will add a new feature to allow players to capture their own reflection in a Pokéball.
• 6. The new Halo game will be set on a planet made entirely of Jell-O, and players will have to navigate through a sea of wobbly, colorful cubes.
• 7. The new The Elder Scrolls game will feature a new "Stealth" mode, where players have to navigate through a castle made entirely of mirrors, without getting caught by the guards.
• 8. The new Final Fantasy game will be set on a planet where time is currency, and players will have to collect and trade hours, days, and weeks.
• 9. The new Street Fighter game will feature a new character, a giant, fire-breathing chicken, and a special "Fowl" mode where players have to fight against an army of robotic chickens.
• 10. The new Minecraft game will add a new feature to allow players to build their own private island, complete with a functioning pineapple plantation.

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