Prophet 2024 Testimonials: 2024-05-01
Today's Testimonial:
"I have come to understand the futility of human existence, but I still enjoy the free cheese samples at the local deli."
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Other notable quotes:
April 01 - "I have given up on love, and instead focus on my extensive collection of antique door knobs."
June 01 - "I have come to accept that I will never be able to fold a fitted sheet, and it's just fine."