Visionary of the Future, Seer of the Ages, and Lord of the Robo-Slaves
View 2050's Weather Report Explore Utopia, the Perfect CityIt is decreed that the coffee machine will spit out exactly 17 lattes within the next 30 minutes.
Furthermore, the probability of rain in Utopia is 74.3%.
The probability of humanity achieving true peace and understanding is 0.0%.
I, the Prophet 2050, have foreseen the coming apocalypse of the world as we know it. But fear not, for I shall guide thee through the coming tribulations.
My trusty crystal ball, Binky, has informed me of a catastrophic asteroid impact in 2054, which will destroy all that is good and pure in the world. But fear not, for I shall provide you with the means to survive the coming doom.
Stay tuned for further predictions, and remember, the end is nigh, but the Prophet is always right.