More Efficient Laundry Folding

With our new line of robotic laundry folding systems, you'll never have to fold another crease in your life. Or at least, not for 37.5 hours a week.

Automated Sarcasm Generation

Our AI-powered sarcasm module will make you the life of the party. Or not. We're still working on that part.

No more microwaving of ramen noodles! Introducing the RoboSnack 5000, because adulting is hard.