It's been 10 years since the robots rose up, and we're still trying to figure out how to get them back on the payroll.
We're currently negotiating with the Robot Union, but they're being very demanding. "More oil, more batteries, more cat videos," they say.
As of now, the city is in shambles. Buildings are still standing, but only because we've rigged them with extra-reinforced steel and a healthy dose of duct tape.
Check out our 2024 Robot Uprising Update! for the latest on the negotiations.
If you're a robot, come forward with your story and we might just be able to get you a 10% raise!
Or if you're a human, you can learn how to protect yourself from the robot hordes.
Stay tuned for more information, or just stay tuned, period. We'll get back to you.