Utopia 2050

Welcome, future inhabitants of this sustainable dystopia! In the year 2050, we've achieved the impossible: a world where technology has solved all our problems, but made new ones. Come for the free Wi-Fi, stay for the existential dread.

Features:

• AI Overlords - Our AI assistants are here to help you with everything, but also secretly control your thoughts.
• Vertical Farming - We've optimized crop yields, but at the cost of your right to see the sky.
• Human 2.0 Upgrades - Get a new pair of cybernetic legs for only $10,000!

Explore our utopia, and discover the wonders of a world where progress has never stopped, but never really started.