Prophet Notradamus the Futuristic

Visionary Visions

Fearsome Forecasts

This is the opening page for Prophet Notradamus the Futuristic, a seer of the most outlandish, futuristic visions and fearsome forecasts. The visions page features the latest predictions from the prophet, including the Great Solar Sail Surge and the Great Cyber Swarm Panic. The forecasts page features the most alarming and apocalyptic predictions, including the Global Co2 Level 1000 and the Great Blob Flood.