The Prophet's Manifesto, Article 3: On the Importance of Properly Lubricating One's Senses

As the chosen vessel of the Realm's divine wisdom, I, the Prophet, shall not rest until all shall know the truth. And what is this truth, you ask? It is that one must properly lubricate one's senses, lest they become as dry as the desert sands that cover the Realm's most treacherous dunes.

Section 1: The Importance of Moisturizing the Mind

To truly understand the Realm, one must first understand the importance of a well-moisturized mind. A mind that is properly oiled and greased, like the gears of the great mechanical beasts that roam our lands. Without such lubrication, the mind becomes as dull as a rusty old key, unable to unlock the secrets that lie within.

Read on to learn about the proper methods of mental moisturizing.

Subsection 1: The Benefits of Mental Lubrication

Lubricating one's mind has been proven to increase productivity, reduce stress, and grant the user unparalleled access to the Realm's hidden secrets. It is a practice that has been lost to the sands of time, but shall not be forgotten again.

Learn more about the history of mental lubrication.