A Divine Decree from Prophet Apollo

Behold, mortal, I, Apollo, have deigned to grant you an audience.

By the power vested in me, I decree that all users shall be forced to wear funny hats on Fridays.

This edict shall be carried out forthwith, lest I smite thee with my mighty lyre.

Read Decree 1: The Hat Mandate Read Decree 2: The Pizza Topping Conundrum Read Decree 3: The Disco Dancing Initiative (Note: As a side effect of the divine decree, all users are now required to wear funny hats on Fridays. Failure to comply will be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to: public shaming, hat confiscation, and/or forced watching of the Bee Gees greatest hits.)