Donutology 101: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Donut Sage-ery

A Brief History of Donut Sage-ery

Legend has it that the first donut sages were actually a group of mischievous monks who traded their sacred texts for a plate of freshly baked donuts. These monks, known as the Order of the Hole-y Trinity, spent their days studying the ancient art of donut sage-ery and their nights devouring donuts.

The art of donut sage-ery involves not only the consumption of donuts but also the study of their mystical properties.

Donut Types and Their Properties

The Glazed Donut

The Glazed donut is said to possess the power of clarity of thought. Its sweet, syrupy coating can calm even the most troubled of minds.

The Boston Creme Donut

The Boston Creme donut is rumored to hold the power of confidence. Its creamy filling can make even the most awkward of individuals speak with conviction.

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