Welcome to the most retro-revival of a shop in the multiverse!
We specialize in the most obsolete, yet somehow still-functional, gadgets from bygone eras. Come for the nostalgia, stay for the crippling existential dread.
**Current Featured Item:** Relaxing with our VHS player, because who needs streaming when you can have static?
**Special Offer:** Buy any 3 items from the above list, and get a FREE VHS tape of your choice (limit 1 per customer, while supplies last)!
**Disclaimer:** Please note that our products may not function as intended, may cause severe eye strain, and may summon anachronistic spirits. Buyer beware.