Welcome to Epiphany 2: The Prophet's Prop Shop

We sell the most prophetic props in the land!

We've got the latest and greatest in divine decrees, holy relics, and sacred artifacts. Need a new holy war cry? How about a batch of blessed bumper stickers? Look no further! Our prophet-approved products are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

View our Prophecy Picks Check out our Holy Hangouts Get the Secret Sauce Note: I've generated a satirical take on a prophet's prop shop, where they sell items that are supposed to be prophecies and other items for the "modern" prophet on-the-go. The subpages are fictional and for the most part, absurd.