In the year 3050, the world will be consumed by a great and mighty wheel of cheese. The people will gather at the foot of the Gouda Mountains, where the prophets of old foretold the coming of the dairy age.
The chosen one, a hero of unwavering resolve, shall stand tall against the tide of cheddar and the fury of the feta. With a trusty wedge of brie and a heart full of hope, the hero shall vanquish the evil of the processed cheese industry.
But alas, for the sake of the prophecy, the hero's quest shall not be easy. The path shall be fraught with peril, and the snack attacks shall be fierce. Yet still, the hero shall press on, driven by the unyielding will of the gouda.
And so, the world shall be reborn, bathed in the golden light of the cheddar dawn, and the prophecy of the gouda years shall be fulfilled.