Delusions of Grandeure | Prophecies of Doom | Interpretations of the Insignificant

CONSULT THE PROPHET

Welcome, mortal. I sense you have a problem, and it's probably something big. Like, really big. Like, galactic big.

Choose one of the following:

• Delusions of grandeure: Because who needs reality, anyway?
• Prophecies of Doom: Because you're probably going to need them.
• Interpretations of the Insignificant: Because, let's be real, everything is just a distraction from the void.