Article 1: The Unyielding Dominance of P-3
As the supreme ruler of Parallel Universe 3, I, the Overlord, hereby declare that our realm shall forever reign supreme.
Article 2: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Awesomeness
Our realm shall be a bastion of unparalleled awesomeness, where the inhabitants are forever bound to the pursuit of the most epic feats of heroism and derring-do.
Article 3: The Unwavering Devotion to Binge-Watching TV
Our subjects shall be free to binge-watch the entirety of 'Galactic Wars 7' for eternity, and their productivity shall be forever sacrificed to the altar of the couch.
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