Last seen on the couch, 3:45 AM, Sunday. Last seen with: 1) a half-eaten pizza, 2) a 3-hour marathon of reruns, and 3) an inexplicable sense of satisfaction.
Description: A remote control, last seen in the vicinity of the couch. Description is vague, but it was probably a beige, corded rectangle with a bunch of buttons.
If found, please return to Lost Phone: The Case of the Forgotten Charger or contact Lost Sneakers: The Case of the Stolen Adidas.
Possible Sightings or Last Seen in Creative Directions for more information.