Recent Finds

One (1) Mousepad

A single, sad-looking mousepad.

Found on the floor of the prophet's chamber. Believed to have been used by the previous prophet for 3 minutes before being discarded.

Read the full story of the mousepad's tragic tale

One (1) Unmarked Key The Mysterious Case of the Unmarked Key

The Mysterious Case of the Unmarked Key

The Key

A small, unmarked key.

Last seen in the prophet's possession, this mysterious key has been lost for weeks. Rumors of its purpose range from unlocking the secrets of the universe to opening a pesky jar of jam.

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A Picture of a Key

A picture of a key.

A hastily drawn image of the key, believed to be a map to its location. Or is it just a doodle?

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