Madam Bonkerspoon's Mystic Readings

Consult with Madam Bonkerspoon, the most unpredictable and unpredictable fortune teller in the land!

Her crystal ball is cloudy, her tarot cards are torn, and her tea leaves are just okay, but she'll give you the most side-splitting predictions this side of the astral plane!

Consultations

• Love Reading: Because Who Needs a Happy Ending?
• Career Reading: Where the Future is Uncertain, but Your Future is Certain
• Psychic Self-Help: Because Your Parents Were Wrong

Specialties

• Numerology: Because Numbers Have Secrets, and So Do I
• Cartomancy: Where the Cards Are Wild, but the Fate is Fixed
• Astrology: Because the Stars Align, but So Do the Brooms

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