Why did the prophet go to the party? Because they heard it was going to be a blast!
What do we call a prophet with a bad memory? A prophet-astrophe!
Or, if you're feeling really bold, try our Riddle-Me-This challenge!
Prophet's Tip: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then, if that doesn't work, just pretend you meant to do it that way all along.
Prophet's Tip: If you want to be a great prophet, just pretend you're a great prophet. People will believe you, eventually.