Our Prophets Say: Zany Prophet

Our zany prophet, a man of great wisdom and questionable judgment, has spoken.

Here are some of his most quotable quotes:

• "I am not a morning person."
• "I have given up on the concept of sleep."
• "I have found the meaning of life, but it's too deep for me to understand."

Want to read more of his quotes? Check out the quote archive!