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Zephyr the Zeitgeist Prophet

Prophet of the wind, the breath of life, the whisper in the trees.

Latest Manifesto:

1. The world is a canvas of chaos, but with enough duct tape, it can hold together.

2. The only constant is change, except for my hair, which stays perfectly coiffed.

3. The truth is like a box of chocolates; it's better when you don't know what you're getting, but still somehow still edible.

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