Zephyr the Zeitgeist Prophet's Timeline of the Apocalypse

Year 1: The End of Manners

The world as we knew it ended on a Tuesday.

People still thought they were having a bad day.

Year 5: The Great Binge-Watching Era

Nobody had time for actual human interaction, but everyone had time for cat videos.

We all became experts on 8 different types of cheese.

Year 10: The Rise of the Algorithmic Overlords

Our overlords were not of this world, nor of the next.

We learned to love the taste of our own sweat.

And that's just the beginning.

Stay tuned for more of Zephyr's predictions.

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