Welcome to Our Prophets Vision, where the future is not what it seems. As the world's leading prophet, I have foreseen a future where the skies are perpetually painted with hues of burnt orange and the oceans have turned a lovely shade of chartreuse. But don't just take my word for it, come see for yourself:
"I have foreseen the apocalypse, and all I can say is, it's going to be a real showstopper." - Our Prophet