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A: We're here to peddle our wares to the most discerning prophet of the apocalypse. Our props are top-of-the-line, and our sales associates are the best in the business.
A: Ah, you want to be a hero, do you? Well, we've got deals on pitchforks that'll make your head spin. Check out our Hero Wares page for the best selection of pitchforks this side of the afterlife.
A: Ha! You think you can just waltz back into our shop with a returned item? Well, we've got a special "Return Policy" for the return of the dead. Check out our Return Policy page for the details. Or, you know, just don't come back.