Prophecies of the Great Prophet

The Great Prophet has foreseen the following events:

• Coming Soon: The Return of the Pizza Delivery Guy with Extra Cheese
• Robots Will Inherit the Earth, but only after they've seen the latest Marvel Movie
• 2023: The Year of Unpredictable Weather Patterns and Sudden Interest in Fjord Fashions
• Ancient Scribblings on the Walls of the Great Pyramid will be revealed as a Recipe for Chicken Fajitas