Behemoth's Doomsday Cow: Behind the Scenes

As revealed exclusively to our team of expert analysts, Behemoth's Doomsday Cow has been secretly guiding the fate of humanity with its mystical mooing.

• More behind the scenes insights into the Doomsday Cow's influence
• Uncovering the truth behind the cow's alleged 'udder' influence

Dr. Emily P. Braintrust

Leading expert on Doomsday Cow prophecy and cow whisperer extraordinaire.

Dr. Bob O. Mooeys

Renowned expert on cattle behavior and apocalyptic trends.

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