As foretold by the ancient prophets, the Doomsday Cow is coming, and it shall bring destruction upon all that lies before it.
When the Doomsday Cow arrives, you shall not be prepared. But fear not, for the Prophecies of Old have foreseen this event and shall guide you through the impending catastrophe.
Run around in circles, screaming and flailing your arms. This shall help you release endorphins and prepare your mind for the impending doom.
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Dig a hole, and bury your most precious possessions. This shall ensure they are safe from the coming apocalypse, and you shall have something to look forward to after the Doomsday Cow has passed.