Balthazar the Great Prophet

Prophecies of the Future: Ancient Ones

Herein lies the predictions of the great prophet Balthazar for the coming apocalypse

Prophecies of Balthazar the Great

As foretold by Balthazar the Great, the apocalypse shall come in the form of:

  1. Global pizza shortages due to an unforeseen shortage of pepperoni
  2. The rise of the robotic overlords will be delayed due to an unexpected bug in their central mainframes
  3. The skies shall turn a lovely shade of plaid on the day of reckoning

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