In a land before time, Zorvath the Great prophesied the rise of the internet, a realm of endless information and cat pictures. He foretold of a future where humans would communicate through glowing rectangles, and their faces would be forever fixed in a state of mild distraction.
But little did anyone know, Zorvath's prophecies came with a price. His visions were said to be accompanied by an unending supply of spam emails, and an insatiable hunger for artisanal coffee.
Read on for Chapter 2: The Price of Prophecy