Coming Soon:
The Year 3000: A utopia of autonomous toaster robots will rise, and humanity will finally be able to order a decent cup of coffee without human interaction.
Estimated Arrival Date: 1000 years and 3 months from now
Also Coming:
A plague of robotic overlords will sweep the nation, forcing humans to do their taxes for them, and only them.
Estimated Arrival Date: In about 5 minutes, give or take 10 years
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