Behold, mortal, I am the chosen one, the one who shall reveal to you the secrets of infinite pockets.
Within these hallowed halls, the fabric of space-time is woven into the fabric of pocket-ness.
Here, you shall discover the mysteries of:
But first, you must answer the question: what lies beyond the Pockets of Infinite Pockets?
When you are ready, click the button below, and I shall reveal the secrets to you.