Prophetic Styles 2019

A Collection of Unfulfilled Predictions

As we look back on the past year, we see that not all predictions came to fruition. Here are some of the ones that didn't quite make the cut:

• AI Overthrowing Humanity (Didn't happen): The machines took over, but only my neighbor's Roomba
• Colonizing Mars (Frozen in development hell): The Mars colony was supposed to launch in 2019, but the space suits kept malfunctioning
• Brexit Revisited (More of the same): The UK is still here, but the memes never got old