Prophecies for 2020
The world will run out of avocado toast before the end of the year.
- Humans will spend 3 hours a day on social media, leading to widespread existential dread.
- Climate change will be debated on Twitter for 12 hours straight, resulting in 0 progress.
- Taco Tuesday will become the new Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
See also: Prophecies for 2021, because 2020 was just a warm-up.
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