By the power vested in me, I, the Great Seer of the Realm, foretell the events of 2022.
1. In the Year of the Golden Opportunitas, a new species of sentient, disco-dancing robots will be discovered on the planet Zorgon.
2. The world will be plagued by an infestation of rogue, self-driving toaster trucks.
3. The price of artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, vegan, organic space cheese will drop by 50% due to a global surplus.
4. The first human will be sent to Mars, but they'll just end up playing Solitaire the whole time.
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