Ramen Noodle Prophet's Top Shelf Toppings

By the power vested in me, I, the Ramen Noodle Prophet, have decreed the following toppings as the only acceptable ones:

• Eggs - A classic, the eggs are a staple. Don't even think about it.
• Char Siu Asian Pork - Because, let's be real, it's all about the pork.
• Crime Scene Sauce - For those times when you just can't trust the authorities, but you know what you did.
• Quantum Physicist Sprouts - Because, at the speed of ramen, even the particles don't make sense.
• Paranoid Potatoes - They're watching you, but they're also very tasty.

And that's it. Don't bother trying to add any more, I'll just have to come over there and take care of you.