Robert "The Reckless" Prophet

Prophet, the infamous prophet of chaos and anarchy, known for his outlandish prophecies and reckless abandon of social norms.

His predictions often involve apocalyptic events, but with a dash of absurdity. Like, one day, he foretold the arrival of a giant, talking pineapple that would bring forth a pineapple-flavored apocalypse.

Visit his latest prediction, Fruit of the Dead, where he reveals the secrets of a world overrun by sentient fruit.

Or, for a taste of his early work, head to Early Omenations.