Welcome, young Padawans, to the Unholy Ramen Noodle Council. I am Prophet Yuna, the self-proclaimed Ramen Yoda. My noodly wisdom shall guide you through the sacred rites of the ramen universe.
As a chosen one, you seek the path of ultimate noodle enlightenment. I shall lead you through the trials of the Ramen Yoda's Lament, where the forces of over-salting and under-seasoning shall be tested.
But beware, Padawan, for the noodles of doubt shall tempt you. The dark side of the force, known as MSG, shall seek to consume you.