Prophet's Sermons: Because You Clearly Need Guidance

Welcome, flock, to the sermons of a prophet who's been watching the apocalypse from the comfort of a worn-out recliner. Today's topic: "The Art of Procrastination in a Post-Apocalyptic World."

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As we all know, the key to survival in a post-apocalyptic world is not actually about scavenging for canned goods or finding a reliable source of clean water. No, no, no. It's about embracing the art of procrastination.

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So, sit back, relax, and let the good prophet guide you through the wasteland of productivity and responsibility.

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