Welcome to the Sock Tales of the Great Prophet

Welcome, mortal, to the most epic tale of Sockdom ever spun. I'm not really a prophet, but I've got some decently good socks to sell you.

Legend has it that these socks were crafted in the depths of the Great Sock Cave, where the threads of time were woven by the wisest of sartorial wizards_goals. Each one a marvel of engineering, imbued with the essence of pure awesomeness.

But beware, traveler, for not all socks are created equal. Some are cursed, imbued with the dark energies of the Sock-Sorcerer's spellbook.

Would you like to:

• Read the Sock of the Dooms
• Peruse the Socks of the Fates
• Behold the Socks of the Ancients