Your Future is Bright!

According to our advanced, totally-not-just-a-crystal-ball-thingy technology, your future is looking ROSEY!

Here are some highlights:

• By 2025, you'll have mastered the art of making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich.
• You'll finally learn to use your left hand to text your significant other.
• Your cat will learn to play the harmonica.

Learn more about your future in our special section, "Future Is Now"! Check out the latest prophetic trends and memes!