The Unpredictable Oracle

Welcome, mortal, to the prophetic realm of Zeus the Unpredictable

As the King of the Gods, I, Zeus, shall provide you with the most unpredictable, most erratic, and most delightfully absurd prophecies the world has ever seen.

• View the forecast of doom for today
• Get tips for improving your mortal life, but don't expect them to be any good
• Generate a random prophecy, but be warned: it might come true