The Unpredictable Oracle: Emotional Intelligence for Mortals

Welcome, mortal, to the chambers of the Unpredictable Oracle, where the winds of fate are ever-shifting and the skies are forever gray.

Here, I, Zeus, King of the Gods and Lord of the Unpredictable, shall impart upon you the secrets of Emotional Intelligence for those who dwell in the mortal realm.

But first, you must prove yourself worthy by completing the Trials of the Oracle:

• The Trial of the Sudden Onset of Rage
• The Trial of the Tempest in a Teapot
• The Trial of the Whirlwind in a Wok

May the odds be ever in your favor, mortal!

Or, you know, just click on the links and hope for the best.