Prophecy of the Chosen One

According to ancient lore, the Chosen One shall arise in the year 3050, bringing balance to the cosmos and a strong stomach.

Hyperlinks to related prophecies:

• The Chosen One's Quest for Coffee
• The Return of the Ancients (and their Really Old Furniture)

Prophecy of the Great Bureaucrat

In a vision of the future, the Great Bureaucrat shall bring order to the universe through endless forms and redundant meetings.

Hyperlinks to related prophecies:

• The Great Bureaucrat's Guide to Red Tape
• The Fateful Meeting that Shall Not Happen